As a phone these are a lost cause, but as a building material I think I’m on to something #saveRIM

Me: Boss told me I could have this or an iPhone 5
Android: Based on the developing situation, I believe you made the right choice

What the heck did you buy this for…you know we have Instagram now right?

Hey…Hey GUYS!…Have you seen this? Hey…This is NOT going to be good for business!

Ahhh, relaxing at the Happiest Place on Earth (Second only to Google Headquarters!)

No…He followed me home, I promise!

“I’ll help with Christmas dinner, but there’s no way you’re dressing me up like that guy!”

Android is in the Christmas spirit and ready for takeoff!!

“yes delivery…50 extra large pizzas and an ice cream sandwich…sure…last name Cook, first name Tim…”

Whoah…whoah…WHOAH!